A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

this is my spirit video


dont even play dmmd go to church and find jesus

*gets on the computer* quick draw something good

leg with sock

hey. reminder to alternate between my names. like some of the ppl i talk to are pretty good about  it but others dont do it at all. heres my name page if u forgot


FACT OF THE DAY:  it’s apparently not okay to raise 16,200 seagulls from birth, train them every day in the art of aerial warfare, and then unleash them upon a medium sized township


my eyebrows look rly good rn


my eyebrows look rly good rn

The Alpha Dad

The Alpha Dad


[gently rests hand on character’s cheek] i love you but you’re such an ass

my sister asked me if the biggest dog was rly in our state but i heard dog as dong and thought Ha ha you bet ur ass the biggest dong is in this state(mine